OK we are all adults here, so really, how on earth should I live without bidet?
This is the part four in the interesting series: "OK we are all X here, so really". You can find the past episodes here:
- OK we're all adults here, so really, how on earth should I use a squat toilet?
- OK we're all nerds here, so really, how on earth should I use a Japanese toilet?
- How on earth can I use a Canadian toilet without splashing myself?
Travelling always requires a bit of adjustment. While doing our favorite activity we always leave home our comfort, our routines and, unfortunately, Italians (and others) leave home their beloved bidet.
The question is simple: what are the substitutes / tips&tricks for bidet while travelling in bidet-unfriendly countries so that we can do our business without end up feeling, let's say, uncomfortable?
Best Answer
In many parts of the world bidet is a must in toilets. Bidet absence indeed will not make you feel comfortable specially if you are used to it like in Italy and other parts of the world such as Asia.
There is a solution, it is not as good as bidet but will do the job. Always keep a water bottle with you and use it as you wish, whether rinsing the genitals and then wipe it with paper or wet some tissues then wipe with it. The large water bottle (1.5L) is usually enough to do the job.
If you are in a country that do not use bidet always keep an empty bottle in your backpack and fill it before going to toilet.
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The best alternative when you don't have access to a bidet is to use a water bottle. Carefully make a small hole 1cm under the lid using a pointed metal end such as a corkscrew. Fill the bottle with water and squeeze the bottle to use as a makeshift bidet.Do Americans not use bidets?
Overall, 12.1% of Americans currently have access to a bidet. Looking at this national average, it's easy to understand why bidet culture hasn't taken off in the United States. If nearly 90% of Americans can't use and experience a bidet, it's not very likely they would purchase a bidet in their own homes.Is it healthier to use a bidet?
Bidets keep you and your hands cleaner Washing your butt with water helps remove more fecal bacteria, potentially preventing you from spreading bacteria from your hands to your surroundings\u2026 or to other people. \u201c[Using a bidet] feels like you just stepped out of the shower.How To Use a Bidet
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Answer 2
After seeing MeNoTalk's answer, I realized that I should have Googled for "portable bidet spray", et voilà
Washmate Portable Bidet in a Bottle
Which is exactly what I'm looking for.
Answer 3
I myself from a country that uses a bidet or a bidet spray, and I know what you are talking about. For me, in short term travels where I travel light (which I do every week) I just use a water bottle and make a hole at the top, squeeze it and i got my spray-like cleaning. In long term travels, you can always carry this with you:
It is basically a portable bidet spray, found easily in the middle east for travelers, it can fit almost any tap and will just do the job.
Answer 4
Sometimes, you just have to bite the bullet and ..ahem... get the 'business' done as soon as possible. I have travelled in some places that use the dreaded 'squatties' (squat toilets). Some practicalities:
- Try not to make contact with any surfaces.
- Carry some disinfectant hand wash with you.
- always carry spare toilet paper!
Just think of it as something that has to be done, done quickly and as cleanly as possible.
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